In the Kitchen with StoneAgeHitman

He’s come from the past to kill you with a slingshot and club. He’s the StoneAgeHitman!



Q: Hi StoneAgeHitman, you have one of the most creative names I have seen on Kongregate. Tell me more about it.

Well, it all started back in the day when…no, I’m just kidding, it started when i was a newbie to Xbox Live and I needed a good gamertag. Lol, I think I spent about a week trying to think of a good one and all of a sudden it came to me :P So now it’s pretty much my general username for everything. (btw, my gamertag actually is StoneAgeHitman, send me a friend request if u want but say that ur from kong and your kong username plzkthx)

Q: So you’re not only a fan of time-travel, but you like to take shorter trips too. Where have you traveled to, and where would you like to travel to?

Yeah, it seems to pretty much everyone I know that I’ve been everywhere. (bcuz i have muahahahaha) I’ve been to

Australia (my fav!!),











England,


















France,

















Italy,


















Canada,












Ecuador, the Galapagos Island,









Alaska,













etc, etc. (im from USA) ur jealous now, arent u?

Q: That sounds exciting! Just out of curiosity, do you have any favorite bands?

My all time favorite band would have to be the Flobots…..just because they are too awesome for words to describe. And I like their music a lot too :P
Also check out Felix da House Cat “Everyone is Someone in LA”


Q: I know you love Kongregate, so tell me about some of your favorite games. Since you’re a self-proclaimed video game junkie, what other games outside of Kongregate have led to this addiction? :P

Yes, I’m a video game junkie. AND PROUD OF IT. Some favorite games on Kong are

Amorphous+,




Platform Racing 2,




Snake Classic (for the music, but its fun :P).




Outside of Kong, I only really play a few games at all, but here they are:
Halo 3,










Battlefield: Bad Company,








Castle Crashers,









N+,














and a few more.


Q: Taking over the world with brownies…do I know too much already or is it safe for me to ask more about this plan of world domination?

No….. but you are close. I shall reveal more later… maybe. At the moment I am building the factory that will make the giant robots of doom who will take over the world then serve everyone brownies in flowery aprons :P. I have to disguise the factory as an iPhone factory, but there will be a secret underground thingie that will make my robots >:D


Q: What would you like to see for yourself in the future, and to see on Kongregate in the future?

Um, I should probably say “go to college” lol but I plan to do that anyways. I would like to go back to Australia (this has been promised to me upon the completion of High School I think :D)
As for Kong, I think they need to add the games “Need For Madness” and “Radical Aces”1 & 2 from this site: www.radicalplay.com
check them out. you wont be disappointed. I guarantee it. :)

In the Kitchen with WARMONGER93

His favorited games on Kongregate are Mud and Blood 2, Pandemic 2, Bubble Tanks 2, and Balloon Invasion. What else would you expect from someone with an epic name like WARMONGER93?


Q: I like the name WARMONGER93. What made you decide on the name, and is there any significance or meaning to the black bear in your avatar, and the 93 in your username?

Well jesse my name was just for fun plus i like first person shooters the 93 is my year of birth.

My profile pic is actually a wolf named banpuppy it is what bungie uses to frighten abusive players

by the way bungie made

Halo 3

my favorite video game.









Q: You're a fan of excellent classic rock like Led Zeppelin, The Doors, and Cream. I know you like Comedy Action movies as well. Do you have any favorite songs or Movies that you'd recommend?

I’ll recommend some albums jesse here’s three:

Legend by Bob marley,


















BBC Sessions by Led Zeppelin,


















Live in Boston 1970 by the Doors.
















Movies i would recommend are

hot fuzz,



















shaun of the dead














and iron man.



















Q: Could you give me a top 5 games on Kong?

The top 5 games on kong would have to be

Mud and Blood 2,




Amorphous+,




Bubble tanks 2,




Pandemic 2,




and Balloon Invasion.






Q: What are some of your favorite shows, and characters on the shows?

My favorite tv shows would be:


South Park my favorite character is cartman,







Metalocalypse my favorite character would have to Toki Wartooth














and Doctor Rockso












and my last favorite tv show is Family Guy and my favorite characters are stewie and brian they really make the show.






Q: Thanks for a great interview WARMONGER93. Anything you'd like to add?

Under my profile pic, it says banpuppy smells blood

The Question for today.

A brilliant idea I cannot take credit for. I post a question anyone from the chat room thinks of, and anyone can reply anonymously on the blog. We try to guess who said what. Or some thing like that. We'll see how it goes from here:

"If you were given the chance to win $1000, what would you do it… seriously"

In the Kitchen with Sinbearer

Sinbearer has a style and a name that is just as intriguing as he turns out to be himself when you meet him. It also reminds me that I should have thought of a cooler name every time I see him. :D

Q: So how did you come up with your username Sin?

I chose Sinbearer coz of, well i really devoted it to Lichelle, i was thinking like AngeLichelle or Sinbearer_the_BloodAngel then i decided on Sinbearer but the origin of the name came from her, i wanna be kinda like her protector or sumting like that

Q: How did you find Kongregate? Do you have any favorite games on Kongregate?

I found Kong by fate ( or i just forgot how i found this site mwahahaha)

I Love

Mud and Blood 2




coz it looks like the game i had in mind but mine is medieval based. KUDOS to M&B2 it’s the best

Q: I know you like MMOs, do you have a favorite MMO, and are there any consoles you like? Any favorite games on genres?

I play a lot, and i do mean a lot o MMO's, my most Favorite is











Ragnarok Online 1

(the original one) but the console part, I'd probably say PC's and the Genre is either Simulation or Strategy

Q: I’ve noticed that you like to make fun of everyone around. You can be a very funny guy at times. Explain that more for me.

This one, well... it's just me, I know I'm funny but if you saw me in person... you'll automatically judge from my facial expression i mean business, i swear... get to know me and you'll get it ^_^

Q: What would you like to see for yourself in the future, and on Kongregate in the future?

I don't exactly wanna go for Mod since I'm too lazy to ban people, i can see kong going to kick Armorgames' BUTT WOOOT GO KONG!!!

Song Requests

mustkillhalo:
Dying Youth by 10 Years
Beautiful by 10 Years
Proud of You by 10 Years

Incredible Falk:
The Price of Beauty by Suicide Silence
All Shall Perish by Wage Slaves
The Impaler by Winds of Plague

PredatorKing:
Last Legs, part of the HL2: Episode 2 soundtrack

Sinbearer:
Your Call by Secondhand Serenade
Awake by Secondhand Serenade
Take My Hand by Simple Plan

StoneAgeHitman:
Snow (Hey Oh) by the red hot chili peppers

drunkenmonkey08:
Remedy by Seether
Remember by Disturbed
Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin

JaredOwnsU:
Touch my Body by Mariah Carey
Green Light by John Legend (Featuring Andre 3000)

DocHoneydew:
Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp by Led Zeppelin
Rocker by AC/DC

Vaati:
Soldiers by Drowning Pool
Now You're a Hero by Reachground

EMOPANDA95:
30 Minutes by t.A.T.U.

JesseMH8:
You by Atmosphere
Feeling Free by Michael Franti
Redemption Song by Bob Marley

Song Requests

castelgaurd:
Turn Me Up by Benny Benassi
I Love My Sex by Benny Benassi


Incredible Falk:
Unanswerd by Suicide Silence
Kickapoo by Tenacious D
Pray for Plagues by Bring Me the Horizon


Ferretferret:
The Anthem by Good Charlotte
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
Zombie Nation by Kernkraft 400


Nick1320:
Letter 2 My Unborn Child by 2Pac
I Wonder If Heaven's Got A Ghetto by 2Pac
Nothing to Lose by 2Pac


donavan:
Swing by Savage


dakotadog:
Down With the Sickness by Disturbed


Dudra:
Storming the Burning Fields by Dragonforce


mustkillhalo:
Drug of Choice by 10 Years
Pain by Three Days Grace
Spin You Around by Puddle of Mudd


ksamson:
Justify by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Face Down by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Atrophy by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus


StoneAgeHitman:
The Beast by Milt Buckner
Music from the game Snake Classic by Arseniy


PhantomDX:
Remember by Disturbed
Indestructible by Disturbed
The Night by Disturbed


Red12345:
Inside the Fire by Disturbed

frayedhope:
Phobia by Kreator
Gingerbread Coffin by Rasputina
Disappoint by Assemblage 23

JesseMH8:
Kids by MGMT
I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend by Black Kids
Straight Heat by edIT

In the Kitchen with Jodediah

It's Jodediah, a cool guy with great taste in music and is 153 points ahead of me on Kongregate(who's counting...?)


Q: I've got to ask, I like your avatar, and once I am almost 100% positive it is two thumb's up signs, I think it is a pair of car mufflers or something else. Thumbs up signs...car mufflers...something else?




A: Haha, car mufflers. No, they’re like mouse pointers, with they’re index fingers up. Good guess though :D


Q: I know you like soccer and popping. I like dancing more than competitive sports. Do you make a difference between the two, or is it all about having fun when it comes to Jodediah?

A: Well yeah, fun is good. Soccer is like my thing, 6 years so far w00t! And when I pop it is in the bathroom, in front of the mirror. :D I just breakdance through the mirror… >_> Perfectly normal, right?


Q: It says in your profile you are at: "up an elephant in Alaska in a brick of ice that’s on fire flying thru a hoop and some guy has his feet stuck in it and there just happens to be an air hole and a computer in it, and im next to a wireless internet hotspot. :)." I should probably warn you not to give such detailed information on your location (:P). More importantly, how on Earth did you find Kongregate from there, and do you have any favorite games on Kong? Do you like gaming on any other consoles? (Favorite games or genres if so?)

A: Well, that is actually my summer getaway. I actually found Kong through




Monster’s Den,

a game I was addicted to for awhile… I saw Kongregate sponser’d it so I’m all like, what the heck. Let’s give this a go. And now I’m totally HOOK’D on




Platform racing 2,

along with my home dawg SirBob101. My username on that game is Jodediah2, so search me up and rate me some 5’s :D


Q: I also know you like drawing and pixel art. You are quite creative Jodediah. Is there anything you prefer to draw, and what got you first interested in art?

A: Yeah I am quite the artist. I like drawing hands and eyeballs, but spend most of my time pissing off my teachers with little creatures and pikachus all over my homework :D And I started art at about 4 or 5, with stickfigures and silly looking landscapes… ☺


Q: I have heard of Jodediah's epic monster energy drink-fueled point sprees, so what flavor do you prefer? I need to stay close to you in points! Seriously though, what would you like to see on Kongregate in the future, and for yourself on and off of Kongregate?

A:
Monster energy drinks FTW, man. Original throat medicine flavor is my fave, and I kinda want to try those coffeee ones…









In the future of Kong, my homeland, I’d like to see some new features, like the attention grabber (/get JesseMH8) which is basically large color changing block. Also, A kong history book written with mideavil word like thy and hither would be totally sweet. :D