In the Kitchen with JaredOwnsU

Here is a man that is smart enough to know Kit Kats, Rick Rolls, and Vanessa Hudgens are some of the greatest things on Earth...and if you didn't know already, JaredOwnsU!



Q: How did you find Kongregate? I know you have a black belt, so don't give me a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick for asking a stupid question...*builds up courage to ask*...how did you decide on the username JaredOwnsU?

A: Hahaha. Sadly chuckie is more of a foe than an amigo. You know what? I used to have really childish usernames since I'm still very much young like darknextus, jared69, and the one I hated the most JesseMH8ismean which my friend made up. So I was on the phone talking to my best friend in real life jjaammoo11 and I told him he got owned... so JaredOwnsU came up and the rest is history!



Q: Thank you for not roundhouse kicking me, and if you can call Chuck Norris "chuckie(!)," you've definitely earned the name JaredOwnsU . How did you find Kongregate, or how was Kongregate lucky enough to find you? :P

A: Well Jesse I'm flattered...*no homo. Well I found the greatest gaming site of all time was when I was a young lad at the time and I was talking to my friend Morgan(a dude!) he told me about Kong and I just gave it for a spin and on my first day a yo momma battle happened!!! So after that I just became one with the chat...





Q: What do you like about Kongregate, and what game or games are your favorite? You have a favorite game or genre on other consoles? I've already mentioned Kit Kats, Rick Rolls, and Vanessa Hudgens, but monkeys wearing 3d glasses, cumquats and God of War are also some of the finer things in life. What makes these things stand out for you, and how did you come to appreciate the finer things in life?

A: Wow... kongregate is a unique website because of all of these badges, chatrooms, and such good friends!!! (Especially JesseMH8 he's my favorite)=]. But my favorite games would have to be

kongai launch




because of my bromance with Rick Astley. Some of my favorite consoles are the Xbox 360 and the Nintendo ds. Because of which the ds, it doesn’t mean dual screen or dat shiet it means developers system really got it from my mother she gave me my first Kit Kat and that has been my favorite chocolate ever since, and for my lady ms. Hudgens =] those Neutrogena commercials mad her look H-O-T SEXII! Haha. Rick rolls*groan* that got me into the song =p.THANK YOU IDIOTS THAT TRY TO LOOK AT BAD THINGS BUT PUT RICK ASTLEY INSTEAD!!! The monkey, I’m actually wearing that shirt right now. Enough said. And "if water is in watermelons whats in cumquats?"-Mark that is why cumquats are bomb. God of war is the world’s best last gen console ever. Emphasis on the period.



Q: Now the serious question: High school Musical 1, 2, or 3: Which is best?

A: HSM 1 2 or 3? Wow. I like 1 because of the music... 2 because

























Hudgens got hot!

And 3 because they (zac and Vanessa) are GOING THEIR SEPERATE WAYS!!!!!!!!!! My time to move! But back to the question, I have to say that numero......2 is the best movie of all.



Q: Besides being the man in Vanessa Hudgens' life, what would you like to see for yourself in the future, and on Kong in the future?

A: HAHA.I would really like me to become a comedian or a ninja I already got the Ni part down. But for Kong I wish that they can have a way to stop those muthas (friends that are mean but I still along with them but deserves a good punishment) using the cheat engine for easy badges cards and hi scores. And NO runescape<--- it doesn’t deserve a capitalization.